BEagle - thank you for the suggestions. The Barbizebo is on stones and daughter does have a fair warning once she has left the lawn. Per Ardua in action!
Wind chimes? I shall leave that sort of thing to the gas faggoteers. I am certain they could place them next to their Sodastreams.
S/BY for thread drift - I have had a plan and will need some help. Please can all BBQers, of whichever persuasion, have a look at the Someone needs a bit of help thread?
Advice needed, thank you.