A few years back, during Charlie's last visit here (including a tour of the town centre) a pub-owning friend decided to advertise on his window-hung beer menu blackboard a special: "Big Ears Bitter". The local cops thought it was funny, but a sergeant jobsworth on a day-visit from Cumbria took umbrage and threatened an arrest on the grounds of "behaviour likely to cause a breech of the peace". So Steve had to take the board down......he left the spoof pump clip on the bar though. Sold quite a bit from what I remember (I think it was really Tetley's.....)