We've all got 'em. Here are a couple of mine.
Fined £50 to replace mattress that was 'marked' - I'd had it in its plastic cover since issued and it was unused in bedroom 2 I removed the cover for march out. The 'mark' was where the cover had been taped on.
Fined to polish out a watermark on a dining table, finding a similar mark in mew new home I complained only to be told. We don't polish anymore.
Opened the door to let the SWO in (he did march outs at Mac') to be told. "This wont take long unless you're a dirty B@stard in which case we'll be here all day. He then accused my dog op peeing on a carpet which was damp from my leaking window and tried to bill me for a new one. Cue Barrack Warden to save the day telling him it was issued to an OMQ 30 years earlier.