Crashlanding: Wouldn't be the first time...., jail-wise, although in the Army, it was easy to be a short-term criminal....
Cards on table: Just sick of UK PAYE. I'd prefer to be a bit more like my self employed (not-a-pilot) mate.
I'm 'sick' of getting

by HMG and if I go overseas, there's NO way that those HMG parasites are going to get a drink out of me.