various accouncements, not aimed at cabin crew
Please remain seated until the plane is parked. At no time in the history of aviation has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate.
and - on landing after a go-around:
it's happy hour - get two approaches for the price of one!
after a particularly firm landing that felt a bit "bumpy" in the cabin:
Please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened until Capt Kangaroo has finished bouncing us all the way to the gate and the aircraft has come to a complete stop