Cue favourite (and completely true) march out story.
Padstow...mid eighties.
Mate handed back qtr. Families Officer "good job on the cleaning blah blah".
Barrack Warden puzzled. "Carpet missing staff" Confused search for carpet and check of inventory. The light comes on...slowly.
Mate took over 3 bedroomed qtr and handed back 2 bedroomed qtr after demolishing upstairs wall to quote create a better living space unquote.
Damn near got away with it as well...but for that eagle eyed blanket stacker.