Poor old Mr Skull, once again he dines on a robust sh#t sandwich. Isn't he getting full by now? For a DAS he certainly seems to get a lot of the regulations incorrect doesn't he? Oh well, the Witchdoctor once again pens a response to the Senators on behalf of his 'dear leader'.
Now Sarcs, you font of all things mysterious and on notice, I see you are still eagerly awaiting responses to the QON's, yes? Well;
What could be the delay? Are last minute coatings of varnish being applied to the answers?
Is Fort Fumble thumbing their noses at the good Senators by obsfucating and stretching for time? Perhaps even treating them with contempt, as if they are some ills of society?
Is FF introducing quick behind the scenes fixes and patches to their busted system, just so that they can produce a piece of evidence which says 'see, all is fixed, nothing left to see here, move along please'?
Is FF simply such a colossal cluster f#ck that they just cannot reply to the Senators QON'S because they are quite simply unable, incapable, and out of their depth to do so?
Are the truthful answers to the Senators questions so blatantly obvious and damning against FF that they are stalling because they have no more cracks to hide in, no more rocks to hide beneath?
Perhaps FF are working on an old chess move, you know the old 'nail another operator to the wall so as to deflect CAsA from uncomfortable scrutiny and to prove that they truly are a proactive, safety focused organisation'? That old chestnut!
Or finally is the delay because they have received a hair donation courtesy of Dr Alecks beard and curly locks and they are awaiting transplant of the donation to Messrs Boyd, Campbell and McCormick's bald melons?
Please Mr CAsA, answer Senator Xenophon's question which seeks to know if there are any pages or bits missing from the version of the Chambers Report you gave him??? Please answer that. Is it so hard to answer? Why the ridiculous amount of time? Surely a capital 'R' regulator would have copies of these important documents on file and be able to produce them easily? I mean that is expected of an operator isn't it?
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