Friday night, the end of a long week round Europe in winter I started the usual PA and had a brain fart. 132 pax treated to P1 turning to P2 with mic still pressed saying "Hang on where the bloody hell are we going this time?"
As a P2 one skipper on a similar schedule welcomed pax on board for their flight to Glasgow when we were going to Aberdeen.
Probably the best was the number one who came up front with the cabin secure report as I made a PA about being sent back to the hold due to a problem ahead and as usual she said "All tied down, chuck it at the ground!" to have her voice carried by the mic over the PA.
And many many more.............