Coltishall Jaguar "survivors' " party, Fg Off(W) G M (my Neatishead OCPSF) had small hands so after the bar closed, and encouraged by the Jag contingent, managed to get beer through bar grille in empty crisp packets. Next morning Colt OCAW (and PMC) sees beer spill on carpet and calls for police investigation. Colt's OC Sy Flt rings Aunty Joan and says he needs to interview GM. Fine says Joan, make sure you arrive with "blues and twos". Shows how seriously she took it. She had a quiet word with Colt Staish and problem went away. G M also got banned from driving Service transport because she collected so much grass in the hub caps bouncing off the verges in the lanes.
Last edited by Wander00; 11th Jul 2013 at 11:41.