Are you sure said measurement assessment skills aren't simply limited to "Oh God...oh God....oh God...yes, Yes, YESSS!!!"
A comment based on the quality of the company you keep Mr BEagle? - should keep your cash in your wallet.
Junior daughter may be blond and not spot-on when assessing the length of traffic queues, but she's as sharp as a new pin when she's checking folks coming through the Green Channel. You may encounter her someday!