Here it is... delayed as ever
Third place goes to Nutloose
"You '"orrible little 'erberts, you march like f*cking Wombles, you might as well look like f*cking Wombles"
Second goes to Brickhistory with
The automatic carwash owner began taking security seriously...
And first place goes to Shytorque.. who nearly owed me a new keyboard with
"A typical bunch of WRACs march to their annual body waxing session."
Over to you Sir