14 Sqn had "The Naked Ninja"
During a detachment to Gibraltar a couple of the guys were invited on to a RN Frigate where drinking ensued, one of the guys returned with an Anti Flash Mask.
Lying in bed after a heavy session the door burst open and in storms "The Naked Ninja" totally bollock naked bar the white anti flash hood, screams AwwwwHHHHHH "The Naked Ninja" strikes, adopts a kung fu'ie type pose, then is gone leaving us all bemused.
Roll on a few days and the police bar is booked for the leaving party, the police bar was one of those buildings that had wooden bars across the ceiling running down it's length and the ceiling painted black to give the illusion of a lower more cosy room height... anyway the party was in full swing when in storms "The Naked Ninja" followed by his Banshee scream, up he hops on the bar waving his parts at everyone and then starts to swing from beam to beam as he sets off down the room, several beams in a loud crack is heard ( and seen ) "The Naked Ninja" complete with artifical ceiling comes crashing down.... The police investigation begins into who is "The Naked Ninja" who wrecked their bar...... I do not believe he was found, the Aircrew when departing found all of their bicycle saddles missing, so set off across the runway home sadleless where they are stopped by the said police who try to arrest them, I believe the boss was waiting in the Staishes outer office before he got in to explain the nights entertainment before he heard it from his staff..
