Dear Wing Commander Spry
I have the honour to ask which dumb-witted prat coined the silly term 'Air Safety'. The Royal Air Force has a long history of Flight Safety and this daft new term smacks of nothing more than pointless corporate correctness.
To be frank, it sucks.
Anyway, welcome back - how come you weren't snapped up by the airlines when you had the chance?
Regards,
BEagle