Utterly, utterly, PREPOSTEROUS! claim
as the greatest American war hero of all time Loo-tenant Kernal John Duke Wayne, of the 101st Tenneseean Airborn Horse Brigade, zapped at least 250,000 baddies in countless wars from The Alamo, 21 Injunn Skirmishes, Iwo Jima, The Longest Day, The Green Berets, and so many, many, more. These well known undisputed acts of heroism are fully evidenced in technicolor with certified true copies stored in perpetuity for all to see in the US National Hall of Bovine Scatology.
Long live The Duke.
