I'm not sure what his epitaph would read, perhaps he will get Fearless Phelan to write it?
There are many robust ideas, most not printable here, but I would like to see the emblem of a star chamber on his headstone with 'Ills of Society' carved into it. Or perhaps a star chamber emblem with 'Death is Tautological' emblazoned across it? Or the good old 'Safe Skies For All' on it would be a nice touch. Either way, I think it will be a long time until the Angry Man crosses the River Styx.
What did Billy Joel sing again? Oh yes, Only The Good Die Young!