Ring, ring...
"Hello?"
"Is that Mr BEagle?"
"Who is calling, please?"
"This is James from Windows Support. Your computer is indicating that it is infected...."
"Oooh goodness, gracious me. Is that so, indeed to goodness, 'James'?"
"Yes sah"
"And you'll want me to click on Start, Run and then
about with registry commands, then you'll tell me to upload some piece of crap which you lying scammers are trying to peddle. Well, tell you what, I won't. Now bugger off and annoy someone else."
Click.....