I'm afraid my bookmark dropped out. The problem with your story is
"- Internet community attempts to make contact with email host via abuse@ or otherwise = Expected" doesn't happen with those two ISPs so the last few pages of your book are missing. All that happens is that the hapless reader's emails are bounced.
I know lots of people who use shared SMTP servers without issue.
- yup, count me in on that too, EXCEPT for AOL and Tiscali. It is very difficult to take "prompt or effective action on abusers" when the delicate flowers at those two ISPs react to
just one spam, and our dear reader then comes along and tries to send a clean email to them. Does the second volume of your book have a solution?
By the way, was it the butler........?