Agaaaagh Ken, 'the font of plane spotting knowledge', you are like a puppy dog really - Quite stupid with little experience, easy to coax over with something dangled before it, puts itself into a comfortable position then gets kicked in the head by its wily owner! Funniest thing is that the puppy wanders off, forgets it got a kick in the head, and later on it comes back, does the same stupid thing and then cops another kick to the head!
Woof woof