Frog PM - "Soldiers you say, very impressive! so forgive me asking ummm.. what do they do?"
or
Guardsman to FPM -"Well have you at Waterloo before you know it"
or
FPM to the Guardsman -"No need to apologise, It was an easy mistake to make, our French national anthem and beating the retreat do sound the similar, even we get them confused"
Last edited by jwcook; 19th Jun 2013 at 13:42.