OK - a simple / short one, based on real personal experience (on flight BA2946 LGW-EDI 21 Feb 03):
At the beginning of the flight, Capt (whose name I can't remember) introduces crew as usual and says that the First Officer (Sean D*y*e - name partially disguised to protect the guilty!) will be flying the trip tonight, etc.
B737 landing at EDI was
extremely firm - almost shook my fillings out and one or two overhead lockers opened. A/c didn't bounce, but obviously the flare was left a little late!
As the a/c taxied in, Capt announces 'For those who are in any doubt, we have now landed at Edinburgh airport'..... etc.
Well, it made me laugh, anyway!