Some excellent entries one and all but there has to be a roll of honour and so without further ado:
In 3rd place is
pohm1 with:
The new troop pianist, while still motivational, was less practical than a drummer.
In 2nd place is
brickhistory with:
Now THAT's a Swiss Army knife...
This round's winner is
jwcook
The allies Enigma machine was unbreakable but it was a little more bulky.
Over to you jw.
STP