Groundhog, I will try not to take offence at your "emmett" and "grockle" jibes, as one who comes with my family to spend my cash and help the economy in Cornwall for at least a week every year
I was in the St Ives area last week (schools half term) and it was anything but quiet. Almost as many Deutsch "emmetts" as Brit "emmetts", as usual.
I love Cornwall, so less biting of the hand that feeds please.