G-ZIZZ
Oh dear ... got it wrong again ... now if I'd thought it through, MY ZZ would have been the beautiful AB 109 pictured. My only excuse is I needed a compact turbine to land on a smallish yacht ... and I still like Enstroms! Couldn't have used the pretty FX you illustrate tho.' (needed a rear seat position)
But comedy ... I don't think so. Try having a homely knitting needle forced up the nose toward the brain and feel it penetrate the most sensitive part of the Septum where the bone and cartilage divide the nasal cavity. And there's worse to follow. Chapter 31 ....
Take care all. Dennis K.