Demi-god???
You should be able to see the glow of the blushing from anywhere in the world following words like that.
I'm not even trying to be a semi-, part time, aspiring, hopeful, somewhat wannabe slightly-tarnished-and-bent-halo minor diety, thanks.
The amount I don't know far outweighs what I do know about helicopters. Just that I had some spare time on my hands and knew how to operate a word processor...