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Mightyauster, the answer to your question is simple - 3 smoking holes.
The report was damning and embarrassing, the Ministers reaction as well as the reaction of the two departments is pathetic.
It is time to sharpen the razor and take it to the throats of these arrogant sociopathic departments. Just for foreplay lets start with:
• JMac must now go. No more tantys, aggressive reactions and outbursts of uncontrollable and unprofessional behaviour. Oh bald one you have been found guilty by the senate star chamber - time to go.
• The author of the 'MOU between CASA and the AnusTSB' must go. Yes the philosophical wordsmith and 'extreme ouija board champion' must head back to the jungles and study the mating rituals of natives and the properties of hemp plants.
• Marty, the 'messiah of beyond reason' must go. Yes the star Beaker must take his 30 years of bureaucratic experience and perhaps conduct risk management on Manus Island and risk rank the safety levels of seized asylum seeker boats as to their capability of joining the Australian Navy vessel fleet now that Swannny has conceded financially we are f#cked.
• Executive managers of both organisations must go along with their dear leaders. It's no use executing just the leaders. Their support network of senior management who have continually spiked their leaders drinks with tautological potions, inept advice, hypothetical fantasies and the occasional vodka shot are equally accountable. Yes time to retrieve the Baygon and flush these cockroaches out of the cracks in the Furzon St walls
• Albanese, well he is gone in October, farewell putz. But for the time being the trusty riding partner to The Lone Ranger must go. Yes Tonto Mrdak, the filterer of all things between the departments and the Lone Ranger must go.
• CAsA Board. Oh for the love of all things sacred, this motley crew of taxpayer leaches has proved it's worth - Zero. Time for them to go. Around $750k per year to support this useless outfit who meet 4 times per year and put out an annual glossy brochure containing pretty pictures, spin and ****e. I will put my hand forward and do the following - Put out 2 glossy brochures per year, attend 8 meetings per year, advise Albanese that he is an incompetent bell-end and accept a salary of $350k per year plus a trip to Montreal. Now that is a cost saving right there.
Yes the report was damning - Incompetence, collusion, obstruction, deceit, arrogance and bullying. What great government reps?
As for the referral to the AFP, where is that smart arse Flyingfiend now? Not taunting the ills of society any longer is he?
Perhaps it will be he that ends up doing time in Club Botty for a few years with his brothers? Maybe he could share a cell with some of the ills of industry that his organisation has put out of business?
Last edited by Cactusjack; 24th May 2013 at 04:22.