"Ok, Briefingwise, in the event of an RTO I will..."
*interrupts* "Do we have to?"
".....er......no, thank goodness, I thought you were going to make me say the whole thing, ok it's the usual RTO, standard engine inop.......blah blah, the NODDY 1A which we've done a billion times, you know the rest...."
"Yup"
*Both carry on reading newspaper*
NB - This NEVER, EVER happens where I work. Never.