Teldoorseriously,
You'r on fire mate - a cracker. You obviously don't know what your "wify" fancies for a shag - a real shag. If you think a pimp in a grey suit, driving a company leased car - with the tact you have - is the way of the world - you'r obviously not the one catching the ball. Why don't you go and count a few more of the peanuts and tell you wife how great you are ( obviously she would already know that!) - does she even listen to your boring tales from the office chair, about how you been licking somebodies b@lls to keep you desk job??
Now, while you download your next Flight simulator single engine turbo prob. aircraft - have a good long think about that bru'.
You'r a a cracker - a funny bunny one
