Thanks for the responses, I guess?
PM: No I wasn't kidding, given a) Easyjet claim they want to target frequent (suit wearing?) business travelers, and b) I don't know whether or not a320s have a hanging closet in the cabin for this purpose. If any Easyjet CC can answer my question that would be fab. If its a gate issue rather than a concrete company policy, I will advise guests to pack the suit until they're onboard.
As for soft focus- I'm gonna need it anyway after a week of earlies!!