The cheating, lying, two-timing and serially dishonest Mayor of London asked the electorate :
"I say, do you agree that it would be jolly spiffing if there was less noise and pollution and all this bally aircraft noise was out to sea?"
Not surprisingly the electorate thought this was just spiffing.
Note : Boris has admitted all of the above character flaws, they're a matter of public record.
In other news, it seems the Church of Rome has elected a Catholic to lead it....