We have some Gold 5 Bars in the stock at my work.
Every so often the teenagers get it into there head to bait me, and try and get me to put them on. Some refresher stall training shortly follows in the tomahawk which usually puts the matter to rest.
All our students know that pecking order is done with how much hair you have on your head. The less hair the higher up the scale you are.
No doudt one of the teenagers will read this and grass me up.
"your career bonnie lad!" will get issued from the office followed by a can of cider
MJ