@ Equinox....
So exactly what is the price of your dignity? Buying a Type Rating won't help you, as someone else said, it will just expire then you will be in the same place you are now (Less $15-$30,000 of course for that shiny type rating you won't get to use).
I suggest you start looking for a job that is within your experience level, IE turboprop FO. You may have a better chance there.
Best of luck with your first job. We were all there.