Thanks Phileas....
Approaching LHR one day with a Tristar in front and a 747 behind, " Westward 18 increase your speed to 180 knots" reply " Christ man I am going as fast as I can!"
Sorry for the thread drift....
Wait for the second runway or maybe an Otter float plane and land on Ardingly Reservoir, take off may be a problem though when the surf is up!