I wasn't drinking yer onner, honest, I just had one Kiwi beer and that doesn't count.
It says here in the fine print of the caption comp rule book, section 7F, clause 6, amendment 24, revision 3 with reference to errata sheet 2, paragraph 5, that should the winner not be able to fulfill their duties as Miss Estonia in a timely manner then the crown will be offered to the next runner up, Plastic Bonsai.