"Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening - your pilotless airliner has just gone into a dive!" -
"The automatic refreshment trolley will be serving fresh coffee and sandwiches"
"Terrain impact in 3.5 minutes - take you brace positions!"
"Please select one of the fluffy bunny gifts off the gift trolley - your seat number will be debited with the purchase"
"Brace-brace!"
"For a further selection of gifts from our auto-shop, please make your selection now as impact is imminent, please press the `wait` button if you require more time to make your choice"
"If you would like to browse our on board digital catalogue, please press, 2"
"If you would like - to make a special purchase, complete with home delivery, please press 3"
"5 seconds to impact!"
"If you would like to leave a comment on the auto service--------(bump
--------------------------------------"I`m sorry, here are your choices once again "For soaps and perfumes, please press 1 . .
Last edited by Natstrackalpha; 16th May 2013 at 02:18.