Hush, keep quiet about this or our jobs are even more in danger?!
When wee Willie and MO'L hear about it, they'll be looking at the potential economies of getting rid of those pink quivering whingeing b'stds in seats 0A & 0B who make the plane more nose heavy and therefore less fuel-efficient!
On the plus side we'll get to spend more time with our families as we queue for the food parcels..............................
