there's always London/Milton Keynes International...
Back in 1987 I was given a site plan of Cranfield and asked by the owner of a resident aircraft to modify it for an April fools joke.
The main runway was doubled in length and Cranfield village disappeared under a terminal building and motorway spur from the M1. The resulting drawing was printed, folded an then marked up with alterations and 'distressed' with a few coffee cup stains before being placed in a folder and 'lost' in the airfield
restaurant.
If it was ever found, it was obviously never looked at because the trouble it could have caused never happened.
