Raven, maybe they just don't want to socialize with you. You should fly all your flights with CXorcist, I hear he's the only one who really monitors Enroute diverts during the flight (the RIGHT way). That way you both could get some rest back in the bunk instead of staring at the overhead in abject fear with one hand on the doorknob and the other on the handset.
Come on guys, put those short sleeves back on and fly on down here with the rest of us.