WAIT ! STOP !
It is not too late to stop the madness, you can still save yourself. By taking that first flying lesson you are well on your way to developing an incurable affliction that will empty your wallet, alienate your family, bore your friends at parties and all around ruin your life.
Pretty soon you will hooked on the incomparable joys of flying and will find yourself doing previously unimaginable things to feed the addiction.
You have been warned
BPF
(an unrepentant addict for 36 and counting years
)