"Keep your clothes on and stay away from Vegas!".
- Hmm - I suspect worthless advice, since I'm sure any number of US pretty's would travel long distances to have their piccy taken receiving a Royal porking.
He has probably just done more to improve anglo-american relations in a single visit
- was that this time or last?
A few thoughts 'arise' on 'cementing' UK-US relations (if you pardon the expressions and mis-spelling):
Do the ladies concerned get a plaque they can hang over their beds - "By Appointment, Purveyor of Nookie to HRH...."
Does the Royal Protection team have to vet each and every and are there any jobs going there?
In the extremely unlikely event of progeny arriving as a result, where would he/she/they be in the succession?
Poor fellow will be haunted by the letters 'USA' for a while, I suspect.
However, he's doing a great job at the moment, indeed.