Right-y-o! Time to call it...
Honourable mention to Nutty for gratuitous use of the Moon Base Alpha girl from UFO!
3rd is SASless with:
Pyongyang was there just a minute ago....I swear I saw it just before the lights went out!
2nd is Brickhistory with:
So you say, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
But this comps winner is
cattletruck with:
Sheeriousery, bruddy Windows 8 is a piece of bruddy cwap.