Really some outstanding captions, I think, and it's bloody hard to choose between them. I could have picked any of a dozen, but here goes with my top 3:
3rd -
Plastic Bonsai with
Scruggs Aviation presents their new bantam fighter.
2nd -
Fox3 with
Biggles did indeed now possess "the biggest cock of any pilot", but realised he'd have to word things much more carefully the next time he discovered a genie's lamp.
and the winner:
Buster with
The French wanted to put jet engines on it, until we pointed out it would be called Le Coq Sucker...
Thanks for the laughs everyone, and over to you, Buster