Time to judge, I think!
In 3rd place, we have Dak Man with:
"Ok Flt Lt Smithers, read the bottom line and tell me if it's clearer with 1 or 2?"
In 2nd place it's airborne_artist:
"Just because one of us has a colander on his head and the other has a plant pot doesn't mean we aren't proper pilots."
But as I liked the "flower pot men" theme that I had initially missed but many latched onto, this week's winner is
Arm out the window (what a highly appropriate username for this photo) with:
"Blob a lob little weed ... er, sorry, I mean, cleared for takeoff."
Well done, Arm!