Yep, trying to extend a dam on my property. Can't get anyone in the local council to decide if I need a permit or not. Need to fill in multiple forms, plans and drawings, pay a fee, submit and then someone will decide (6 - 12 months)! if I need a permit or not. If they decide I don't need a permit then they will refund the fee. Fark me, no wonder that we are going to hell in a hand basket.
Edited to include aviation content. Aircraft fly over my property!