jeez guys, remind me to never go flying with you - especially kermit !!.
Slightly off topic i know, but here's an interesting one. In a PA38 (RHS), and while taxying in i felt something like a bee sting on my leg. I felt down to see what it was, and burnt my fingers. The nav light switch had been shorting out, and the heat melted the solder on the switch, which dripped on my leg. Ill never wear shorts in an aeroplane no matter how hot it is !