A few years ago I was flying economy LGW-PHL on an US Airways A330. The flight was packed, and when I went to my seat I discovered a smear of what looked like katusp on the seat cushion. Upon pointing this out to the purser, he removed the cushion, told me he would get a spare, and that I should wait over by the galley.
So the cabin crew are frantically rushing about, preparing for departure and it becomes clear that we will be taking off soon. When I finally locate the purser, he slaps his head, thinks for a moment and says come with me. I wind up in first class (which didn't seem worth it, if I was paying, but never mind). I did think about always traveling with some katsup packages in my pocket...
Last edited by BassoRider; 26th Apr 2013 at 01:08.