Here you go, the alternative song to "ding, dong" is "I'm in love with Margeret Thatcher" by the punk band The Notsensibles.
You can buy it here at Amazon
Also, it is on iTunes and currently sits at No 6 I believe...
The B Word
PS. The revenue generated from this sale will be a windfall to the 50yr old punk singer who now works with disabled and disadvantaged children - so it's a win, win