Not to worry Mel Effluent most helicopter pilots fall in to one of two categories,
Those with a touch like a midwife and the agricultural.
In the Lama days up north Dollar used the same frequency for the loadies as British Airways house frequency and sometimes a high flying BA would get the agricultural transmissions.
On one occasion a rather plummy voice demanded that the unidentified callsign identify itself.
"This be Ted Spencer and oi be muckspreading at 60 feet" was the reply!!!!
Last edited by ericferret; 13th April 2013 at 20:21.