Sure Servo - a great conversation (especially the middle finger quip) but this would be deemed politically incorrect and thrown on the scrap heap.
This is the point I'm trying to make - someone with a sense of humour and willing to portrait a really funny story is required.
I dont know anything about the humourless guy that writes the column but I do know he's as funny as a rank fart in an elevator.
Hugh Jarse - despite what you may say I have spent alot of hours in crew rooms around the world over the years and guess what?
I always seem to find an old copy of Aust Aviation somewhere!
You mightn't read it Hugh but bet your left jatzcracker your pilot mates do!