Ohhhh blue bibs... Is it lunchtime... Is it.... Is it.
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Do we get a helmet?..
Arn't you politicians?
Yes we are...
Then in that case mate, no you don't, we only protect vital organs.
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Why are they Blue?
They are the ones brought out by the Cameron party last month.
They are awfully light
That'll be because when Cameron heard you were coming out, they took the plates back with them, but told us to loan you the covers.
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