Pete, our hero.
You will all notice how our hero, "Pete, the lonesome pot plant" foils a grab and smash mission.
There is probably some obscure moral to the story – perhaps there is a serious requirement for - ; Nah, forget it. Oleo, I'll have another if you're off to the bar - rinse the taste of troll away. Cheers. 
Last edited by Kharon; 1st Apr 2013 at 19:52.